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EXTREME SCUFFLE BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-FLOCKING BLANK!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH...

WHAT'S BLACK & BLUE AND POLARIZED ALL OVER? These are! Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers on a midnight...

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. GRADIENT LENSES Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility. MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS Wider Fit for Larger Heads.  ...

OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs A new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future....

  AS YOU WISH, YOUR MAJESTY Whatever Queen Nessy wants, Queen Nessy gets. And usually, that's sweet Loch Ness Monster teal skin on skin. Mmmmmm...that sounds good, so we made these teal on teal shades to sneak into the mix...you want in? MIRRORED REFLECTIVE...

WE SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. You're terrified of the Chemex your hipster roommate, Iris, bought for your apartment. Don't be scared. She'll use it for a week then ditch it because it's a huge pain in the ass and you'll both go right...

THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!! DO YOU BLEED FLUORESCENT GREEN?! DOES YOUR PISS HAVE A HALF-LIFE OF 2.5 BAJILLION YEARS? DID YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER GROW A TAIL AFTER MAKING OUT WITH YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME?! THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!! NUCLEAR GNAR!!! MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES Mirrored lenses...

GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional...

Rave into the future with polarized party sunglasses. Can hot pink shades protect against the inevitable flamingo cyborg invasions? One way to find out. MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors. MADE FOR MEDIUM NOGGINS Just-right...

These small teal sunglasses with polarized pink reflective mirrored lenses are just one of the many perks of being fun-sized. No slip, slim-fit active shades. MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.  MADE FOR PETITE NOGGINS...

Ready to get your side scroll on? You will be once you acquire a pair of these GAME goodr Side Scroll Eye Roll white sunglasses with polarized purple lenses. MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES MADE FOR MEDIUM NOGGINS FEATURES: NO SLIP - Constructed with a special...

HARNESS THE STRENGTH OF A SILVERBACK GORILLA Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hopping over flames or flippin' tires. MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES Mirrored lenses reduce glare,...

They say good things come in small packages (whoever they are.) For example, take these perfectly petite LFGS! They're still no slip, no bounce, all polarized, and all fun, but in a smaller frame for those of you out there with smaller noggins. Smaller...

Features: High Performance Nylon Material Frame Vents No Slip Grips Adjustable Nose Piece Reflective Lenses Polarized Lenses

Clear round frame sunglasses that are always up for an adventure– the stranger the better. Polarized purple lenses to spot changelings, zombies, & pixies. MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors. MADE FOR PETITE NOGGINS Slim...