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IT MUST HURT Having grown out your hair since the 8th grade, securing it in a knot each day out of necessity, brushing it daily 100 times with a boar bristle brush to disperse the natural oils. Only to awake, one morning, to learn...

MYTHICAL BEAST, REAL UV400 PROTECTION Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or racing away from a giant squid. MIRRORED REFLECTIVE...

Imagine our chagrin when we showed up to Sasquatch's gold-digging party totally dolled and gussied, thinking we were going hunting for rich benefactors, only to find out he meant literally digging for gold. (Now that we think about it, it did seem kind of...

What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen...

  YOU FALL OUT OF BED. YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS. YOU PICK UP A TRAY FULL OF DRINKS AND WALK INTO THE PATIO DOOR. YOU STEP ON A RAKE. YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE INTO A MAILBOX. YOU LEAN BACK IN YOUR CHAIR, FALL,...

MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors. MADE FOR PETITE NOGGINS Slim Fit for Smaller Faces. FEATURES: NO SLIP - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. NO BOUNCE...

NON-REFLECTIVE LENSES Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting. MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS Wider Fit for Larger Heads. FEATURES: NO SLIP - Special grip-coated frame with silicone inserts to eliminate slippage when sweating. NO BOUNCE - Lightweight, durable frame that prevents bouncing while...

If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you're curious because you don't have tentacles, but...

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES...

If you're a lavender lover, these perfectly pale purple OGs are for you. We expect to see you wearing these and falling backward into a field of purple flowers as if you're starring in your own commercial for lavender-scented fabric softener. But you're not....

EXTREME SCUFFLE BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-FLOCKING BLANK!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH...

WHAT'S BLACK & BLUE AND POLARIZED ALL OVER? These are! Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers on a midnight...

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. GRADIENT LENSES Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility. MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS Wider Fit for Larger Heads.  ...

OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs A new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future....